Race to Immortal Beauty
The Immortal Beauty Tower rising over the ruins of Los Angeles at night in 2379 AD

Los Angeles — 2379 AD

One tower still stands. She is inside it.

A tabletop game for four, run by an animated dungeon master on your screen. She narrates the wasteland, rolls the dice against you, and reveals every creature between your party and the immortality drug at the top of the Immortal Beauty Tower.

What’s included for $14.99

What you are buying

She runs the table

Christina, Queen of Skin, materialises out of the machine smoke to name your enemy, call for the roll, and read the result. Her face moves with every word she speaks — no dice-rolling app, a dungeon master.

A real board in front of you

Two printable 24×30 maps come with the game: the drone-height wasteland of K-Town, and the ringed interior of the tower on the reverse. One hex is a quarter mile. Print once, play forever.

Sixty-eight things that want you dead

Every creature has its own reveal, its own idle motion, its own strike and flinch. Land a natural twenty and the card folds back through an arterial spatter.

Rules that hold up

Initiative order, skill checks, turn economy, death saves and stabilisation, camping, loot, experience and levelling across six classes. The full appendix lives inside the app.

One-time

$14.99

Paid once. No subscription, nothing to renew. Includes the app, both printable board maps, all card art, the rulebook, and every future update.

30-day money-back guarantee. Sold by Michael Patrick Fitzhugh via Paddle.